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2/6/2009

2/6/2009

Another week and another late Friday post.

This news comes entirely from the February issue of Connect, the monthly flier that is distributed by Metro Transit.

1. There are six new or expanding park and ride lots.  Metro transit is trying to add 3,000 more parking spaces for riders to use for free.  These Park & Rides will be focused along the 35W bus lines, two suburbs in the North Metro, as well as Cedar Avenue bus lines in the South Metro.

  • New parking facilities will be constructed at the Park & Rides at 95th Avenue in Blaine, and Country Road C in Roseville
  • Apple Valley Transit Station will be expanded and a new station is in the works for both Cedar & 180th and Kenrick Avenue (off of 35W) in Lakeville
  • Finally, a new Park & Ride is being planned for Cedar Grove in Eagan

2. Buses are free if you are vomiting green beer!  After 6 p.m. on St. Patrick’s Day, bus fare is as complimentary to a night of drinking as the itchy crotch you think you caught from the girl in the mini skirt and fuzzy sweater.

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2 Comments

  1. Gross simile Willie.

  2. i love crotch itch.

    karl’s blog post 2/9/09
    willie is the gross simile we all want and deserve. and last saturday we went to midtown and ate greasy mexican sandwiches and i started to cry, seriously. tears are salty but not always as salty as a crotch.

    no one know’s thick cut bacon like the good people at Redstone in minnetonka. our waiter demonstrated a massive strength to be too nice to people he doesn’t know and mimosas were complimentary so i should have had several of those instead of the coffee and then there was the waitress with the big, lovely round butt that we both starred at for a while. hangovers are stupid btw.

    ok people really should go to dive bars now and then; i’ve only recently learned this. but it’s important. go find one that looks old a dirty.

    ok, last. i want a beer or two. a Belgium would be only ok. till then i’m rueful.


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